Do you ever just be in a conversation that makes you want to backwards long jump noclip glitch out of it?
Whenever I am talking to my parents
Example: recently they got a new dog (who is very cute). The first thing my dad said I I met the doggi was "this is a REAL FEMALE DOG not some TRANSGENDER DOG" and I was so confused like "what?"
Who the fuck thinks like that? How is it relevant to any conversation anyone has ever had?
You’re an immortal who’s lived through thousands of years of human history. Each time you die, you reincarnate with all your past memories. Today, for the first time ever, you meet someone who recognizes you from a previous life.
The impact of introduced plants on native biodiversity has emerged as a hot-button issue in ecology. But recent research provides new evidence that the displacement of native plant communities is a key cause of a collapse in insect populations and is affecting birds as well...
A monster is used to people running, screaming, frozen in fear begging etc. But someone sighing cracking their neck, rolling up their sleeves, and walking towards them is new.
The summoned hero is effective if not a little… eccentric. He claims that he is a “dark souls player” and keeps saying “why should I wear armor if I don’t intend on getting hit”. Nevertheless, the great foe is no match for him, and the people love him.
Doms should be expressive and emotive while fucking someone, they should moan and whimper and growl and make whatever noises of pleasure they like, reblog if you agree
I'm seeing likes but no reblogs, this is so sad
You know what, fuck it, I support this enough. If this gets to 1000 notes I'll post myself moaning from using my wand on myself.
1000 notes / 250 posts per day = 4 days
Just putting that out there 💋
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The window to my bedroom is connected to the patio, but the door to access the patio is in the living room. Lovey likes to look out the window, and he also likes to sit on the patio. But he must not have realized that the two patios are the same patio until one day I was sitting outside and he went into my room to see me still on the patio. Ever since, he would run back and fourth and meow at me from different angles, no matter where I am. Must still be novel for him.
Guys look at this GIANT millipede!! Free pattern from Projectarian! 🐛✨
Definitely want to make one myself!
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The impact of introduced plants on native biodiversity has emerged as a hot-button issue in ecology. But recent research provides new evidence that the displacement of native plant communities is a key cause of a collapse in insect populations and is affecting birds as well...
